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Hey, I'm Maddie! I'm 15, my birthday is January 23rd. My pancreas and I got into a fight when I was 5 and never made up. I love Paramore, TPR, FOB, Panic!, Minor Soul, and 5SOS

blindheadlight:

Natasha Romanoff // Black Widow

(Source: garethgrimes, via fromthemiddleoftheocean)

twerkitnarry:

voguesniall:

i fucking hate mcdonalds

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(Source: zourryau, via humoristics)

deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"What’s that?"
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck." 

(Source: watsnn, via uniquecosmos)

green-satan:

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

do you mean: choosing a career?

(via loveforthebrokenones)

crrabs:

looking at your ass after watching the anaconda music video
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(via loveforthebrokenones)

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

(Source: cheezboiga, via ceilingninja)

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

(via schloong)

nbchannibal:

Happy

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October

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FIRST

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(via shield-the-revolution)

iwasaninnocentchild:

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

(Source: nat-uralist, via 5sobsessions)

randomrazl:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)