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Hey, I'm Maddie! I'm 15, my birthday is January 23rd. My pancreas and I got into a fight when I was 5 and never made up. I love Paramore, TPR, FOB, Panic!, Minor Soul, and 5SOS

bisexualpiratequeen:

how about you don’t tell me how to define my own sexuality

and in return, i don’t fill your shoes with slugs

(via just-kind-of-awkward)

benderliam:

when a bitch calls you thirsty like you don’t already know

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(via haroldhood)

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

(via fallenforbands)

Reblog this if you would undoubtably make out with your icon

(Source: 5secsosumma, via girlinbandland)

ratiskate:

floozys:

500,000 notes and i’ll get this tattooed on my ass 

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please fucking reblog this

(via just-kind-of-awkward)

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via dylans-khakis)

maca-licious:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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you should’ve been prepared.

(via thehunters-tardis)

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

(via reptileaficionado)

Reblog if you have boobs

pipechan:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via flannelukee)

sasshtonfletcher:

She sleeps, till noon
Forgetting that school starts soon
I wish it was, I wish it was still June

(via perfcalumhood)